The Curious Case of the Dental Office Happenings

So a month ago when someone stole a book from our waiting room, I was baffled. Not only because someone stole from a dental office waiting room (how lame can you be), but they stole a book that was full of pictures of Denver. It's a nice book, but it's a coffee table book. I would have taken the giant three-foot by one and a half-foot book on space that we have. It's educational and an interesting read. I guess it doesn't fit under the jacket as easily.
So earlier this week someone stole our DVD's. We keep Chicken Little, Kung Fu Panda, and Monsters, Inc., for kids to watch. Someone took all of them. We were able to narrow down to the day they disappeared and only adults came in. A grown up stole our children movies. Really people? My trust for our patients is diminishing. Maybe I'll chain the toys to the floor.
But today, I received the nastiest surprise of all. It didn't involve theft, but it was just as disturbing to me. I was wiping down the waiting room and went into the bathroom to throw away the wipe when I saw that someone hadn't flushed the toilet. In the bowl was the fattest biggest dukie imaginable. But even worse than them not flushing was the fact that there was no TP with it. Who drops a turd that big and doesn't need to wipe? Ugh. Then I noticed that there were no paper towels in the trash, so the perpetrator probably didn't even wash his/her hands.
Oh, the maddness.