May is what month?

I was excited to see that May is Asthma and Allergy Awareness Month. Just in case you weren't aware of your allergies, here you are. A month to be aware.
I bought a bike saturday. I'm fairly stoked about it. I went a couple rides yesterday and my rear hurts. I will be buying padding for my bike. Maybe some of those hot shorts that have built in padding. Anyway, I bought it with my Tax return, so I'm naming it Tax. So yesterday I put Tax through all of his gears. I even switched up and down on the front gears. I usually just leave those front ones alone during rides. But not yesterday. I have to stretch everything out to make my free tuning worth every penny i'm not paying.
Well, good luck with your allergies next month. Some one has doomed us all.